Happy Chastemas To All

Twas the night before Chastemas, and all thru the place Not one cock was stirring, not even a trace; The undies were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that The Keyholder soon would be there; The bitch-boys were nestled all snug in their beds, While rock hard erections danced in their heads And me, bound and gagged with a dirty jock strap, Had just settled my brain for a long winter's nap When outside I heard someone pumping the bass I sprang from the bed and fell flat on my face Away to the windows, which were all painted shut I pulled them so hard, the plug fell out my butt The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, Made me totally regret that I’d given up blow. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a sensible Hyundai and eight thirsty queers. With a hot shirtless driver, so lively and quick, I knew in my gut, he had the key to my dick. More rapid than eagles his harem they came And he whistled, and shout...